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Yo mama so fat she wears two watches, one for each timezone. Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people shout taxi. Yo mama so fat were in her right now. Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code. Yo mama so fat she baths in the Atlantic Ocean. Yo mama so fat the shadow of hes ass weighs 50 pound. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book. Yo mama so fat instead of wearing Levis 501 jeans she wears Levis 1002. Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles. Yo mama so fat she sat on a buck and made four quarters. Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side. Yo mama so fat at the zoo, elephants throw peanuts at her. Yo mama so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller. Yo mama so fat she could sell shade. Yo mama so fat when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her. Yo mama so fat when I had sex with her she had to give directions. Yo mama so fat when I have sex with her, I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in. Yo mama so fat when she backs up she beeps. Yo mama so fat when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet. Yo mama so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction. Yo mama so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama so fat. she influences the tides. Yo mama so fat, she stands in two timezones. Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her back in. Yo mama so fat she uses a matress as a tampon. Yo mama so fat her nickname is FAB (fat arsed bitch). Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama so fat she bumps into people when she's sitting down. Yo mama so fat when she backs up, she beeps. Yo mama so fat when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time. Yo mama so fat when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas. Yo mama so fat when I climbed on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb. Yo mama so fat she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him "Beaver". Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone . Yo mama so fat she laid on the beach and people ran around yelling Free Willy. Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn". Yo mama so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth. Yo mama so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans. Yo mama so fat when she wears an X-Files T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! | YOU WILL WET YOURSELF | ||||||||||||||||
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